Midnight Klepto

I woke up in the middle of the night slightly uncomfortable. I wanted, no… I NEEDED another pillow to be completely positively comfy.

I only had 2 pillows.

I looked around and Dave had two pillows under his head. Who needs two pillows under their head?


I reached out, pulled on a corner to see if it would give.

And I swiped the pillow.

Dave’s head went THUD as it dropped 5 inches.

Dave woke up, looked around.

And I was fast (pretend) asleep with his pillow securely under my arm.

But don’t worry, Dave swiped it back when I went to get up to use el bano.

DISCLAIMER: I take no responsibility for any damage my (not very conscious) actions cause from the hours of 12 am till 7 am.

2 comments to Midnight Klepto

  • Dave  says:

    For the record, I was awake when the pillow was stolen. I was kind of surprised to discover my wife’s pillow stealing tendencies in the middle of the night.

  • Marcia  says:

    I must have AT LEAST 3 pillows to sleep at night. 4 would be better. When I’m pregnant, give me 5 and no one gets hurt.