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Love and Hate: 8 month edition

Lulu is growing and showing more and more of her personality. She has also been quite clear about what she likes and doesn’t like.

Technically, she’s not 8 months for another week. But I say it’s close enough for this post.


Love, or Obsession

1. Teddy – unfortunately for our fluffy feline, Lulu LOVES him. If love translates into grabbing, pulling, and wanting to chomp on. Poor kitty. Lulu barrel rolls toward the kitty, reaches for the kitty, laughs whenever the kitty comes close. I won’t be surprised if her first word is some form of kitty. She sounds like she says “Geegee” or “Kiki” sometimes.

Lulu showing her 'love' for Teddy. Thankfully, Teddy puts up with it.

2. Hair – as in pulling and trying to eat...

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Reasons Why Teddy Thinks We Hate Him

1. We Neutered Him –

There’s no way to say it other than plainly, we hired a professional assassin named Dr. Cindy to kill all of Teddy’s would-be progeny.  From there, when he got home and he was still hopped up on drugs we laughed at him while he ran into furniture and tables.  When he attempted to lick his nether regions because that’s what cat’s do when they have an itch they need to scratch, we placed what’s called an e-collar (Elizabethan Collar) on him.  This collar keeps him from licking himself, but also prevents other fun things like: going to the bathroom with some dignity, walking between furniture, and eat ing his dry food.  And yes, we laughed at his misery the whole time.  Then we invited our friend’s young daughter to play with him...

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